After years of quibbling between anthropologists, a settlement was finally reached at the 12th International Congress of Anthropologists (ICA) held recently in Oslo, Norway. Speaking for the entire organization of ICA, Dr. Avril de Sucre’ told reporters at a press conference, “Using data extrapolated from the DNA of emergency room visitors, we developed a complicated algorithm that provides irrefutable data that a subgroup of humans does exist. We are provisionally calling them Homo sapiens idioticus.” Below is some rare nightcam footage of Idioticus in action. The first half of the this footage is a bit slow, but be patient. It’s worth it.