God help us! The pigeon lady has returned.
Can you believe she had the temerity to return to the scene of her first appearance? And she was bolder than ever, as the video reveals. What’s even funnier and wish with all my heart that I had caught on film, was when my building manager turned on the sprinklers! My building manager doesn’t take crap from anyone! I applaud her efforts to keep our building safe and clean- hardly an easy job in Hollywood. Pigeon lady had to hurry up and pick up her wares; as she fled the scene, she gave me a little shove. This IS a dangerous job, as my longtime fans know.
Well, after that ugly scene, I made my way to the drug store on the Blvd of Broken Dreams, when who do I encounter? That’s right- Bad Girls from the reality show on Oxygen. Now these girls are working on making the world a better place, even as they pass out coupons for a naughty, grown-up store. Kudos, ladies, kudos!
Stupidest sign in the world!