On my way home from my home away from home; that is, the Health Sciences Campus of USC, I took some clandestine pics on the subway. Check out this dude. He reminds me of the Spy v Spy comic, but where’s the White Spy? Dead? Could it be true?
Now I find this photograph particularly evocative. The wretched drag queen who obviously never had a gay “mother” that took her under her wing and taught her the ways of Drag. So sad. Drag queens aren’t meant to be frumpy! Nor are they supposed to look like freaks from hell when they’re on the subway. The goal is to be real. Get it? TO BE REAL! And get dude with his hand over his face. Thanks. Now I don’t have to photoshop out your ugly mug!
See how those drag queens make me bitchy?
Now check out this new ad that greets you as you ascend the escalator at Hollywood & Highland. They should have a barf bag stand. Compared to the Simpsons or Southpark, or even Family Guy, for God’s sake, King of the Hill sucks! The first season had a few yucks, like when they all got addicted to nicotine at the same time. Fine. But now they suck donkey dicks, they’re that bad. I guess I will learn to ignore it in time. And eventually it will come down. Eventually. Hmmmm. Yeah. Eventually.
|From A simple stroll down the Boulevard of Broken Dreams|