I’ve had some bad experiences on the subway, like when those horrible mini-thugs dowsed me with squirt guns. That’s an old story. If you decide to take one of the handicapped seats, which I do, since I hobble through life with cane thanks to some asshole surgeon who should rot in hell… Well, sometimes really weird people sit in front of you. Case in point –
Then there are the people you wanna get a better look at, but it just isn’t going to work out. Another case in point. I mean this guy has virtually ruined his face and his life by tattooing it. I want a better look!