The video says it all. I wish, how I wish, they would take that fuckin’ ribbon offa that church. Okay! Yer Gay-friendly. Good for you! But time for a little honesty – the giant ribbon is garish and destroys the beauty of the bell tower! This whole ribbon bonanza for each and every cause is a blight, I tell you! Where’s my Celiac Disease Ribbon and my Arthritis Ribbon? And my Depression Ribbon? Can I plaster them to my ass when I use public transpo? Then I could push my butt into people’s faces when they don’t give me a seat. Well, that could be useful.
Where do I get my ribbons? Do I actually have to join something or give money to a cause? Because my car repair bills are putting me into the poor house!